I guess I just really like talking about the weird stuff my sister does. That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. Its where every group of consonant letters is reduced to the first consonant in that group of consonants, and same goes with the vowels. Soon all the tree huggers got shotguns and blew up themselves and the piranhas. But I only made one copy because I didn't want to waste THAT much paper. I also used to own a Pig Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. She comes home from school for her lunch break. it will be a bit different. It's been stuck at 900,000 for what seems like forever now. 4 You go and understand the tree. I'll try not to do that from here on out. It's our land. Okay, only mildly annoying. Am I about to make it forty? Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language called Bo, where the only word is bo. I doubt that livestream is even still running. Here's an example from the Model Penal Code, a statutory code compiled by American legal experts that has no legal force at all but that works as a kind of "suggestion" for state penal codes: "(2) Limitations on Justifying Necessity for Use of Force. When I made that video, it was a big transition for my channel. Hello again. But what made me discover pointlesssites.com? But its pretty mind-blowing stuff, if you ask me. Normally "haven't" isn't used if it's alone as a verb, as in "I haven't my keys". So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time. They became a French immersion school after I left. Its jarring for the reader when the author jumps wildly from one topic to the next, so try to keep all related paragraphs together and in a logical sequence. Morse Code is cool. (Compensating for something, Melville?) RIP CLICKS 2018-2018 NEVER FORGET! applies to the human race itself, giving the white man ideal mastership over every dusky tribe; and though, besides, all this, whiteness has been even made significant of gladness, for among the Romans a white stone marked a joyful day; and though in other mortal sympathies and symbolizings Wow, 15 years of LTEs! I can't love you enough because you are a precious jewel in my world. "The culmination of the progressionist speech for which I labored was often criticism, bored expressions, and, sometimes, outright rejection; thus, after unsuccessful revisions and heartfelt considerations, I came to a conclusion: no radical idea, however expertly or clumsily delivered and written, will be unanimously accepted; instead, radical ideas will often encounter criticism without constructive comment, but this fact does not negate our responsibility to write them and take a stand.". But I had somewhat of an association with that community back in the day. I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". If you're looking for random paragraphs, you've come to the right place. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. An article needs a headline. answer choices. Your not like looking for a car where multiple options will do. Hey, flashback to when I said that way at the beginning of this text! Hi, I'm a boring human being who has zero creativity whatsoever and still happens to be writing an LTE. December 12, 2018. Donner sa langue au chat. Her LTE is now 2,000 characters, which isn't very long, but she's only been working on it for an hour. this same hue is made the emblem of many touching, noble thingsthe innocence of brides, the benignity of age; though among the Red Men of America the giving of the white belt of wampum was the deepest pledge of I need to come up with more original nah, whatever. The end. Its great. My goal is to surpass THAT. Now Im here adding more to this text. Meaning: To engage in a long, pointless task - this one is quite self-explanatory: why on earth would you ever attempt to comb a giraffe? 2. Again, I'm not creative in any way whatsoever. 90% of it is just me talking about LTEs themselves. Simply hit on "generate paragraph" and get different paragraph randomly. Goodnight! It amazes me how one can work on a single conlang for that long. Im only 12.7% of the way there. Why am I still reading this? What a funny joke, right? Yup, my favorite word is "epic". How does this paragraph know what Im thinking? At least I make them at all. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks so far in this text. I just discovered a new LTE: the RainbowFluffySheep LTE. How could this be? projects, words are already flowing from their fingers. How does this paragraph know what youre thinking about you think? One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. Haha, oops. If thats not possible, plan your topic sentence as a segue, perhaps using a transition word. But of course, she regained her hate and abandoned it. describing something to the reader. Gingers can look good too. Notice how all sentences in the paragraph relate to the same idea: That humans act emotionally more than rationally. I don't know anymore. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the program. Because I said so far in the fact, that implies that were talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future events. Like I've said, I talk about the LTE itself as much, if not more than anything else. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. Now I have to look that up. A full 2 minutes. A lot of them were cringy, like how I keep mentioning furry-related things. Long-distance trekking is both physically and mentally challenging, and one of those challenges is boredom. I've made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff. It's a good song. His eyebrows were very massive, almost meeting over the nose, and with bushy hair that seemed to curl in its own profusion. Then I watched a Minecraft video for whatever reason, and then the dream ended. Were on our way to IKEA to get a dresser for my room. Another reason is because they will get a better job and income. And since Im writing this on my phone, Im making a lot more typos than usual. For real this time. I don't know. Why? I should go for now. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. Let's compare LTE's. (i) to resist an arrest which the actor knows is being made by a peace officer, although the arrest is unlawful; or (That was a reference to a cringy GoAnimator that no one reading this will get, unless you came to this website from my YouTube channel which you subscribed to during my OS video days). From funny and lighthearted to sincere and emotional, these messages are perfect for sending to your closest friend to let them know how much they mean to you. My earliest significant memories started in Kindergarden, which was in 2010. Most paragraphs focus on a single idea that's expressed with an introductory sentence, then followed by two or more supporting sentences about the idea. I'm not even into that stuff as much anymore. You know that song, right? A random paragraph can also be an excellent way for a writer to tackle writers' block. Finally, lets look at a fiction paragraph example. Its usually posted on a message boards or discussion threads to troll newer users as an inside joke. Before we dive into paragraph structure, lets start with paragraph meaning. There, I did my part. I called it "the new universal language", despite it literally being a cipher of English. Why do I always type the extra T? Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. The story wasn't pointless. It's good news because Google Chrome has all my logins, websites, and stuff like that. I should go now. Sorry, I almost said the F word there. Good paragraphs begin with a topic sentence that briefly explains what the paragraph is about. But I did have a dream last night, so I'm gonna talk about that. You know, the Shrek song? If you have made it this far, then it is mind boggling on what you couldve done with your near 5 minutes. I'm also learning Esperanto. There, that's done as well. Because they connect the small ideas of individual sentences to a bigger idea, paragraph structure is essential to any writing for organization, flow, and comprehension. I've got 1,500 to go. My sister just read the entirety of what I've written today for some reason. I should sleep now. It should have ended months ago, if you ask me. It all began in around 6th grade. I hope you're enjoying reading my CRINGE. I think you already knew that. You know, I've been feeling kind of down about this LTE lately, because as I just mentioned, all I ever talk about is this LTE itself, there's no diversity, blah blah blah. Nah, I'm just kidding. I am a nobody. I don't have the right vocabulary for this. Unless you want me to ruin a really cool fact. The most commonly misplaced items, according to the survey, are remotes, phones, keys, and glasses. Stay informed about the latest competitions, competition winners and latest news. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! But you know what I haven't gone too far with? Students have a lot of questions when it comes to writing a paragraph: How many sentences should you use? But anyways, from March 12 to today, July 16, is 127 days. Why are players required to record the moves in World Championship Classical games? On a technical note, when beginning a new paragraph, follow the rules of paragraph indentation for whatever style guide youre using. After painstaking surgery, Ben was as good as new. Time has no beginning and no end. Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. These are just some of the reasons why people might believe that life is pointless. The writer has no idea what topic the random paragraph will be about when it Yay, we're at 10000 characters! I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. This LTE. The most recently updated LTE I've seen is the RainbowFluffySheep LTE, which I believe was last updated in late 2018. Another song I can play on the piano is All Star by Smash Mouth. I'm sure most people reading this don't care about my language related talk, but I gotta make this long. It's kinda aimed at younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop you from making absolute masterpieces with this program. Below we explain everything you need to know about paragraph structure to write like an expert, including several paragraph examples. L literature Long and pointless text Add to Favourites Comment By Sou1forged Watch Published: May 31, 2008 5 Favourites 2 Comments 63.2K Views Your chosen number of paragraphs will instantly I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". Because LAZYNESS! Slight because of the monster with which I am about to hammer you. appears. Bye! I remember the very beginnings of this LTE, when I first mentioned 'twill. Why are you reading this, anyways? Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was March 14. Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? Oh wow, it is! Writing Stack Exchange is a question and answer site for the craft of professional writing, including fiction, non-fiction, technical, scholarly, and commercial writing. But for now I can only dream of that. How Wacky and Crazy and Zany and Bizzare and all those adjectives that perfectly describe this epic moment! Those were fun, but I don't do them anymore. Yes! The most corner hits I'd seen is around 1400 or so, but now it's at 4776! Now I'm the only one working on the language. So with that out of the way, lets talk about how I first became a furry. But at the same time, I was quite awkward and had zero social skills, so I'm not sure if I'd want to go back. I don't think I'll ever make it there. What am I even writing right now? ', referring to the nuclear power plant in Ignalina, mean? My computer crashed (but dont worry, I started writing this in Google Docs on my phone), and now Google Chrome wont open. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of text. Did you know my sister has an LTE? I don't watch furry YouTube, and I don't talk about how much I want a fursuit/go to a convention. But I bet you cannot finish this paragraph for which you are lazy and want to continue on with your life, but you keep on reading this long, wasteful, barren, and non-productive essay that will not benefit you in any way than making you lose your irreversible and precious time, but that is not even a benefit. A paragraph is an individual segment of writing that discusses a central idea, typically with more than one sentence. 10. That's the point where we're one tenth of the way to making this the longest text ever, meaning all I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've already written so far nine more times! I mean, you don't really have to, but it would be nice if you did. Definition - an abnormal desire to pull out one's hair. 3. Here are some of the longest words. Let's get this LTE to over 55,000 characters today! In these instances, its best to conclude with the piece of information that has the most profound effect, as with Northups excerpt. Topic sentences, also known as "paragraph leaders," introduce the main idea that the paragraph is about. The incredibly long and pointless story Chris Forbes, Grade 7 Short Story 2006 Once or maybe 1 000 000 000 times there was a boy called Ben. I threw the book across the room and told the teacher I refused to read it. By the way, the language is called Lazay, which was the successor to Zula, the first language we made together which is now deleted. Sort of. Thats the opposite of allow, Im pretty sure. What goes through her brain that makes her decide "Yeah, I think it would be a good idea to sing about how I really want Subway"? If you had not make the idiotic decision of continuing to read this paragraph, use that mind of yours to think what you couldve done throughout your whole irreversible time. You could probably crask Pig Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. When he wasn't entertaining millions as part of the comedy troupe the Goons, Spike Milligan was a talented author of nonsense verse, with this poem, first published in his 1959 collection Silly Verse for Kids, being perhaps his most celebrated example of the form. Do any of y'all remember the DVD screensaver meme? Ben had a dog that he had dressed up in an alpaca suit and then he had eaten it. I will also try to avoid writing about the same exact boring topic for the rest of this text. completely unanticipated ways from when we initially created them. I'm way past my 10,000 character goal now. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language. Its not enough to just throw all your support sentences into a paragraph and hope for the best. For the rest, his ears were pale, and at the tops extremely pointed; the chin was broad and strong, and the cheeks firm though thin. If you're a programmer who's working Can my creature spell be countered if I cast a split second spell after it? I'm kinda glad I set this goal, but again, I'm not gonna force myself to do it everyday. So that was quite the adventure. They let you YELL AND SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS! I should probably get some sleep. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". I don't know why, but it's just so fun to say! The writer can use the paragraph as the first one of a short story and build upon it. She hates the languages I make! Then I remembered that it's "liar". So I won't. Hey, I wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. Anyways, goodnight. Really the only reason I'm making this is because I have a weird obsession for writing giant walls of text. But it's on the Internet, and since recently, on my homepage, so I know people are gonna read it. Isn't that insane? I guess youll just have to figure it out yourself. Then they said the rule where W becomes V is weird, but I don't remember the reason they said it. Perhaps you're reading this long after I've passed my goal, in which case you still have quite a bit to go. IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! It's more common than words you'd expect to be common, like "you", "I'm", "for", "be", "about", "was", and so on. Your love is everything I need. My sister is singing a song about wanting Subway. Soon one got killed and the victor called Victor said Hooray I won so I will have an extreme makeover so I can look like this: {}{! But then the dead fish called Dead Fish said Then I want to have a makeover so I can look like this: ()(!Then Ben downloaded pirated music onto his I-pod and went to jail. How am did I make it this far? for whatever youre writing, which will tell you what the paragraph is about and what to include. I actually suck at math, but thats besides the point. That was one of my favorite memes. It'll feel nice to be way ahead the record. I had a dream where my domain was "exin" (or something like that) instead of "whiletrue", so that was a thing. A full 3 minutes, now you use your intelligence with an IQ above 70 and ponder about the things you couldve done, the assignments you couldve done, the dogs and cats you couldve eaten. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. If you're pale you can still be attractive. I'm trying to achieve two things, add . Quick maths. The mouth, so far as I could see it under the heavy moustache, was fixed and rather cruel-looking, with peculiarly sharp white teeth; these protruded over the lips, whose remarkable ruddiness showed astonishing vitality in a man of his years. In fact, right now I'm pressing Ctrl+S after every sentence! Sorry about my sister. Consider the sentence in Russells paragraph example: This is why the heart is as important as the head. If Russell had said only The heart is as important as the head, it would have created an abrupt tonehe adds this is why to ease the transition. Yes. But if you want to do it for yourself, just go to random-art.org and try it out! I kinda wanna convince some other people I know online to start their own LTE. just kidding with ya" he laughed and suddenly the wolf broke out, he. I'm pretty sure those were the colors. First when I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio. So today was a fun day. Bye! Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! That library was where I used to have web design classes. I think I'll do that. Dreams do that sometimes. Before that, I also made one called "Atch OS" using my old Windows XP netbook. Example B \underline{\text{ B }} B 1. They add EXCITEMENT! It was fun. Basically I wrote a bunch of depressing stuff, then I decided to delete it all. Hey, I'm back again. Guess what? Tom Billing, Site design / logo 2023 Stack Exchange Inc; user contributions licensed under CC BY-SA. Now I'm just editing it alone. Hi, I'm back now. Okay, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on one hand, but still. You know what's weird? Women hiccup less than men. The more you forget, the less you know. Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where I made about twenty of them before quitting. Why does she like sponges so much? As far as I remember, my dad showed it to me when I was 6. They and ate and ate and ate and ate and then they all blew up. I don't even know what I mean right now! Anyways, half of this text is just me talking about how Im trying to get this text to be the longest. My sister has an obsession with sponges. Goodnight! If you try and browse the library yourself though, you probably wont find much more than total gibberish. That is just pure beauty right there. At that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching some furry YouTube videos. I have a gift card for that place. You might need to know some linguistic knowledge to understand it, though. Statute-writing is pretty difficult because every single word matters, but the MPC is just badly written. My realization is this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people to translate. Thank you for being you and for having me by your side. That's a part of me that's slowly disappearing. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. Were back from IKEA now. I use it on a regular basis. We created the Random But I'll keep doing it anyway. Each new sentence furthers or expands upon the action by providing new information. I expected to die. Anyways, for those who are insane enough to be reading this entire thing from the start: Wow, you have quite the dedication. I carry you in my heart all day and all night when I sleep. You need to make these paragraphs longer and your page count will naturally increase. I'm officially gonna say this: If, for some reason, you are reading this before you decide you want to start reading this entire text, READ EVERYTHING FROM "WOW, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE" TO HERE AT YOUR OWN RISK, BECAUSE YOU WILL LIKELY DIE OF BOREDOM DUE TO THE MONOTONOUS TOPICS! This can be leveraged in a few different ways to force the writer to use creativity. I thought I could have been resigned to yield up my life in the bosom of my family, but to expire in the midst of strangers, under such circumstances, was a bitter reflection. Here's a story: Once upon a time, people got tired of starting off their stories with "Once upon a time", so they stopped doing that. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop Editon, again with Powerpoint. I also had a dream where there was this game that I thought existed in the real world, but it didn't. I seem to keep saying that after everything I type at this point. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. Browse other questions tagged, Start here for a quick overview of the site, Detailed answers to any questions you might have, Discuss the workings and policies of this site. I just know I'll fail though. Maybe I should create a page linking to all the LTEs I know about. I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I'm just gonna try it and see if I make it. A few examples of how some people use this generator are listed in the following paragraphs. She's trying to think of another annoying song to play. Long Paragraphs For Her Copy And Paste. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will read this within the span of the universe's existence. But anyways, it's pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. And a bunch of gift cards. Nah, its not quite as amazing as Viesa. Even without that, sentences within paragraphs easily exceed your 5-6 line requirement throughout much of the work. Study with Quizlet and memorize flashcards containing terms like Which of the following best describes how the author organizes the reasoning of his argument in the opening lines of the passage (Warned by the disaster ever adopted by nations"), In the third sentence of the first paragraph, the author mentions that war "has, through the centuries, been recognized by international law as a .
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